Thursday 8 December 2011

Let James Monk Introduce you to GREASEATER

Conceived in a medical laboratory researching the effects of industrial solvents on the muscle integrity of cute little kittens and subsequently grown in Petri dishes nourished by the liquidized essential extract of Britney Spears middle aged spread, GREASEATER were borne into a world filled with pain and hatred and Lagoona Beach repeats on MTV. A vitriolic induction into this world bore forth a teen hood of failed attempts to impress ladies and the judges on Pop Idol , later to become known as X Factor, and a gradual but insistent despondency resulting in lengthy bouts of loathing and humiliating self abuse. But from the ashes there rises a phoenix, now GREASEATER have forged their own path, jaywalking their way through your auditory system, dropping sound grenades like they were sweet wrappers on their way to enlightenment, spewing forth arcing pearlescent ribbons of sweet noise rock love, coating the ready chin and lips of our Blessed Lady of Sonic Lasciviousness, and filling your ears with unprotected audio secretions guaranteed to get your brain pregnant.

come and bathe your weary frame in the caustic discharge of GREASEATERS noise rock emissions. The road has been a long and weary one, but we have emerged victorious on the flip side, GREASEATER love you so much it makes them vomit rainbows

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Reported by Harsh.TV's Music Talent Scout James Monk

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