Gaga outfits we all fail to find a meaning behind…

Gaga outfits we all fail to find a meaning behind…

She may be criticised and slewed by many (including me) for her lack of understanding of 'true' or 'real' fashion, but there's no doubt that Lady Gaga's style has made quite its statement over the past years.

I personally love it because she has made my job that much easier; each time I'm asked to criticise an outfit I don't quite understand or identify the ‘worst dressed’; my brain sends automatic signals to this woman. Sod wasting 20 mins by skimming through every event and magazine I know off because there's a 99% chance that Gaga would end up fitting into the 'odd' category without me needing to examine everyone else (not 100% because if any of you remember, she once wore this amazing green leather outfit which looked Gaga-unique but totally cool and trendy at the same time)

I wouldn't ever, and don't know many people who would, have the backbone, dignity or pride to wear such outfits. I'm not going to lie; she's a pretty creative and brave character. But we have to keep in mind that she’s a celeb and they tend to get away with a lot more than we do. All the more, celebrities need something to make them stand out anyway and if wearing a literal fresh meat dress is your method to catch the paparazzi, then be it...strut your meat sister! So I see where she might be coming from; using extreme cases of creativity to create extremely weird outfits to capture an extreme amount of the media, to boost your fame and profit to extreme levels.

Here are my top five outfits where I’ve failed to understand the true moral behind:

Three napkins folded like failed origami on top of one other:

I wouldn't ever, and don't know many people who would, have the backbone, dignity or pride to wear such outfits. I'm not going to lie; she's a pretty creative and brave character. But we have to keep in mind that she’s a celeb and they tend to get away with a lot more than we do. All the more, celebrities need something to make them stand out anyway and if wearing a literal fresh meat dress is your method to catch the paparazzi, then be it...strut your meat sister! So I see where she might be coming from; using extreme cases of creativity to create extremely weird outfits to capture an extreme amount of the media, to boost your fame and profit to extreme levels.

Here are my top five outfits where I’ve failed to understand the true moral behind:

Three napkins folded like failed origami on top of one other:

Mistaking real life with Seasme Street:

Obviously now on the verge of robbing Seasme Street:

Creatively (?) outdoing Peggy Mitchell

Casually visiting the butchers instead of the tailors.

I remember thinking a couple of months back *thankfully no ones attempting this style too *. Well, yeah, I was wrong and that didn’t last long because we have some more crazy people in this world who want to get slaughtered by the ever-so-kind fashion critics and Joan Rivers.

Take a look at this one:

http://www.therodnikband.com/collection_5/venus_sequin10.html

What the toilet. It’s awful. Who would? I wouldn’t and nor would the majority of this universe. It wouldn’t even be worn to a fancy dress party. Maybe a fancy loo party. If you happen to be the designer for this outfit and you’re reading this, please do contact me. It’ll be interesting to know where your inspiration for THAT came from.

And this:

http://www.therodnikband.com/collection_5/venus_sequin08.html

… if I wanted my private part to look pretty, I’d take a trip to Amy and get a vajazzle done. Not spend a thousand on a dress with a picture of boobs and down there stuff.

Seen any another Gaga outfits or just as crazy styles which shouldn’t be exposed to the naked eye? If so, leave a comment below or on my twitter: @unsahmalik !

Unsah Malik

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